The Modern Day Maiden (MDM):
The MDM is a single, Christian girl in her early thirties.
Whilst she spent the decade of her twenties completely dateless, she did not become desperate. It wasn’t until she turned thirty that she discovered that a certain stigma comes attached to that age when one is both single and Christian. Rather than ignore the elephant in the room, the MDM decided to share her experiences with you – the good, the bad, and the not-so-glamorous.
The MDM Blog:
As a dear and cherished reader, you are invited to join the MDM in her journey through this season on one condition: you must bring your sense of humour with you.
KEY PLAYERS:
The Family/Friends/Acquaintances (FFA): The activities of the members of this group have reached astronomical heights in recent months, due to the strong opinion that by the age of thirty, the MDM should really be married.
The Friend of a Friend (FOF): Several attempts have been made by friends of the MDM to introduce her to friends of theirs. These type of men are hereby known as “the Friend of a Friend”.
The Extended Family’s Suggestion (EFS): The MDM is blessed with a supportive immediate family, who generally refrain from any matchmaking attempts. That said, several members of the extended family have taken it upon themselves to ensure that the MDM is removed off the proverbial shelf and is safely ensconced in the arms of a suitor. At the time of publication, they have a particular suitor in mind.
Mister New Years Eve (Mr. NYE): The gentleman who broke the MDM’s dating drought in early 2010. Tall, dark and handsome, and apart from those qualities, entirely unsuited to the MDM.
Note: Other key players may be introduced as time progresses.
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Hilariously witty!!!
i heart MDM xx
Hahahaha can’t wait to read more about the MR. NYE!!!
Dear Til,
Mr. NYE did not last much longer than a few dates. Let’s just say that the match was certainly not “made in heaven”…
Love, the MDM x.